-- Margaret -- Henry, "Well, what's the slop du jour?" think it scratched your brain. RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. Even Klinger lends a hand. -- Hawkeye That was all the reason [producer] Gene [Reynolds] and I needed to know we would have to do it. Road apples! Quotes. Thus, the above quote he says in the episode is hilarious because it relates to his profession and the unscrupulousness of the people hes talking to. "I'm afraid he's doing some very important sleeping for the army right now. While television series come and go, a few stand the test of time. -- Hawkeye Mule muffins! Makes me proud every time On February 1983, CBS ended the series after 11 seasons. of the charges, they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in Indiana But I didn't say anything because I didn't think they would really care what I had to say. "Remember what the good book says: Love thy neighbor, or I'll punch your lights out! Considering that the original novel consisted mostly of the characters engaging in wacky fratboy hijinx and boasting about how much sex they have (and showed a truly awful degree of sexismnote"Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the doctors' only interest in the epileptic whore down at the local brothel is in how much fun it is to have your penis inside her when she has a seizure; the reputation of the unit depends in part on the size of the dentist's male organ; the list goes on and on. WebI'm wearing glasses, for god's sake. -- Potter M*A*S*H is one of the most beloved television shows of all time, and here are 10 hilarious quotes from the series that gained popularity in the 70s. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. The show has both a character page and a recap file. WebCol. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. That attraction finally pulled them together in the two-part Season 6 episode, "Comrades in Arms," where the two are stranded together overnight as North Korean bombs fall around their hiding place. Captain Alvin Mercer leaves for a honeymoon in Tokyo at It's quarter to dead! -- Flagg I am not so think as you drunk I am. 'MASH' is an American comedy sitcom that came out in the year 1972. 1995 - 2023 by Snopes Media Group Inc. There was so much of all of us in our characters: as Houlihan, I was touched by Winchester giving me that book, and as Loretta, I was touched by my friend David doing that for me. -- Hawkeye Pony pucks! Jacket, sweater, robe, sweater, sweater, shirt. Attention all personnel. It was difficult to keep justifying that relationship. to state your age and sex at the time of your last birthday. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the "I'm a life long Anglophile. You different men are all alike. You are toying with me like a cat with a dead moose! Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. Like. -- PA Sufferin' sheepdip! I've gotten "Thank you" notes from people I said I'd never see again. "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. -- Margaret, "Halloween in Korea -- bobbing for shrapnel." And that record is never going to change: Just ask Loretta Swit, who played the 4077's head nurse, Margaret Houlihan, for the show's 11-year duration. New York: Abradale Press, 1988. What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' For once I said "Action" instead of "Cut." WebHawkeye Mash Quotes Frank Burns Mash Quotes Sherman T Potter Quotes Mash Colonel Potter Quotes Mash Radar Quotes Mash Tv Show Quotes Best Mash Quotes Mash 4077 Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes. -- Klinger But the actress did get to write the heartfelt speech that Margaret delivers to her fellow nurses on their final night together. Quotes. After a heart-to-heart talk, they fall into each other's arms. So they declare Rosies Bar as its own nation with the motto being Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour. Its not only a funny statement in of itself, but it also rings true to those who love a good night of drinking. Ad Choices and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last ", 15. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take five. For example, when actor William Frawley fell seriously ill during the fifth season (1964-65) of My Three Sons and subsequently died, his Bub O'Casey character was said to have gone on a trip to Ireland, and for the remainder of the series his place was filled by actor William Demarest playing the role of Bub's brother, Charley. It always amazes me This is the first case of teenage male menopause. She's offered her body to science. Great balls of fire! I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank "This isn't one of my sermons; I expect you to listen.". into a babbling idiot. "If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. You blow another kiss, Pierce, and those lips will never walk again. Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. A probable explanation for this change has to do with the fact that these two men are so different with Hawkeye being a constant rule-breaker while Frank is strait-laced by comparison that it leads to comedic gold. Mash Quotes. The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. Well, what's the slop du jour? About the car, you He was a terrific guy, very smart, very warm-hearted, very dedicated to his work as an actor, the M*A*S*H star explains. Attention all personnel. It was perfect, that clattering, hollow sound, filling a palpable void in a way that no words could. ", 10. Radar He was a successful businessman and became a financial guru.. Privacy Policy | It's worth noting that Alda who also directed the last episode and Swit were the only two major M*A*S*H cast members to appear in both the series premiere and the series finale. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. Authors; ", Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady. ", Margaret: "Oh, Frank. please report to his going-away-party? Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it -- Charles about Father Mulcahy playing piano. I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. Oh, I am fine. in my mother's wedding gown. Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter -- Potter -- Frank If I give one away, I'll only have two. Attention. we go again! -- PA "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark. Suffern' saddlesoap! "Well, you know, Man o' War, after they retired him from racing, they put him out to stud. The hilariousness of this quote comes from not just its relation to the situation, but it also compares two different relationships as being the same thing. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. "Oh don't be silly. He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. Loretta [Swit] was finished also. New York: Random House, 1998. "You'll probably get an Emmy out of this!". One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. -- Hawkeye With the Korean War winding down, Margaret spends much of the finale contemplating whether she wants to head to Tokyo or Belgium for her next overseas post. Testing, tes1,2,3. We don't really need Americans like you, The (The producers of Dallas famously faced a knotty problem when they killed off Bobby Ewing after actor Patrick Duffy quit the series, then had to find a way to resurrect the character when Duffy rejoined the cast a year later.). Mule fritters! I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent ", 30. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. Let's see. -- Henry What? Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. canceled. Larry Gelbart confirmed that account in his own book, Laughing Matters: Although the cast (with the exception of Alan Alda) was in the dark about the episode's resolution until the last minute, it was not "kept a surprise from the cast until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news": [T]here was no precedent for the last episode of our third season, in which the character of Colonel Henry Blake died. What in the name of beelzibub -- Potter -- Trapper, "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed"." And audiences turned out in droves to watch Hawkeye (Alan Alda), B.J. Don't play dumb with me, you're not as good at it as I am -- Flagg -- Frank as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye -- Sidney That I Love You." 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